You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. He has hit rock bottom and started to dig. She works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. Bob Harrington Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. Paul Getty The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells… as if she were a garbage truck backing up. Doug Larson Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. Click on the banner to sign up to receive our newsletter. John and Mary had never met.
Quentin Crisp Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. The sooner she starts, the better. Kirk Kirkpatrick Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. The use of sports metaphors is a reflection of cultural values as well: An of the use of metaphors in offices around the world showed that countries with more individualistic attitudes favor sports metaphors. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
Aristotle In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. Some of the worksheets displayed are Example, Example, Animal analogies, Analogies work 1, Analogies, Analogies, Analogies, Working with analogies. Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. The creativity of aspiring writers can sometimes go in some pretty funny directions, and none are more humorous than these, um, unusual analogies written by high school students. Gillian White on the struggle for equal pay in U.
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Robert Frost Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Earl Wilson Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. Why are they so useful? Upon realizing it, he decides he doesn't care and has a couple of beers.
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Les Claypool Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes. Every employee rises to the level of his own incompetence. Along with that, the idea that hard work can push through anything to secure a victory is misguided, as it ignores the fact that sometimes an organization simply needs more time.
But one less-observed infiltration of sports into the office has to do with language. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Sloan Wilson The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. George Bernard Shaw Always forgive your enemies. Never try to teach a pig to sing.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. Walter Winchell Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. We've read enough teen-written work to know that high school students are some of the most insightful, creative, smart, and in some cases, hilarious writers out there. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. I use them all the time.