Watching Miracle on 34th Street makes me so santa-mental. Mom: Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing! As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with an assortment of Human Skulls. Any trademarks or registered trademarks on this site are the property of their respective owners. I reckon I could get together about 30. Ya drink all night and never see the bottom, they just keep fillin it oop - never asking for a penny. Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking.
A: Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke Q: Why did God invent whiskey? Q: What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! A: By looking over your shoulder. . What did the monkey sing on Christmas day? He wipes another tear from his cheek and says. A song told me to Deck the Halls. Ye don't want a minister at a time like this! What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa going through a revolving door! Because he was tied to the chicken! She sang every carol she knew.
The next night she came in and the girl hadn't a thing on her and she asked me if she could do anything for me and not wanting to keep her standing in the cold and she without a shift I said there was nothing. They jumped out, took off their Denim Jackets and proceeded to beat the fire out with them. Well have to turn back. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? You were there when I performed my first mass! New comments are only accepted for 3 days from the date of publication. Drinking cheap whiskey, gambling and carousing around with loose women. During his retirement, he decided to go back to visit Ireland, the land that made him a fortune. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one! The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears? There were two biscuits, on a plate, all ready for Santa to eat. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner? A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. What athlete is warmest in winter? For elf and safety concerns.
An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill. How many letters are in the angelic alphabet? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: What do you call a big Irish spider? Frosty the snowman with a hot flush! Why does Ireland have such a high percentage of red-haired people compared to the rest of the Western world? Why can't you trust baked goods during the holidays? Bars and restaurants have tried to revive the waning tradition in recent years with special discounts and deals for parties of women but with limited success. There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a known house of ill repute in Boston. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer When is Santa's favorite time of year? If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like? Then you'll see the jokes sooner. . Why is Santa so jolly? What happened to the turkey at Christmas? Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. Subordinate clauses Why is it always cold during Christmas? It is when a snowman can camouflage! Get it out of my system. The commercial sparked outrage among parents who are calling on the advertising watchdog to ban the clip. He Jingles All The Way.
Lot's of trout, some salmon, and a few pike. Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. What is the best xmas present in the world? There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Twomey had a daughter and your eyes could gaze on her like the way a bullock would eat good grass. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Paddy Adair It was the end of the Gulf war. The parish priest came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her little cottage. Brendan, the Navigator, that's Michael Collins the leader of the 1916 rising, and that one there is St. Now let's click on another topic above and continue expressing your Irish side at. I'm just ringing to let you know that we've eclared war on your country.
Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church, which she had always attended as a child. A young Irish girl goes into her priest on Saturday morning for confession. More foot-tapping music with The Chieftains performing Wren in the Furze from the album Bells of Dublin. The Christmas alphabet has Noel. Boy: Wasn't he born last year? Why was the ornament addicted to Christmas? Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. She invited him to have a seat while she made the tea. Limp Bizkit Name the child's favorite Christmas king? Give them a kick in the Aras.